Act quickly, citizens! Don't let this happen to you:

Dear Mr. Burket,

Our sources in the Total Information Awareness Bureau have indicated that you have failed to complete your mandatory federal patriot registration form. Failure to do so by the end of this fiscal year could result in the cancellation of your unpatriotic weblog. So pay attention, homelander, and submit your form at: www.homelanddrifter.com. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.

- Mikita Global Services (for the committe on homeland security registration, documentation, and communication)