Hate telemarketers? Then put yo' bad self on the "Do Not Call" List Registry from the Massachusetts Office of Consumer Affairs and Business Regulation. Hey, it's the law! And just in case you don't entirely trust the new Romney administration to vigorously enforce the Mass. Do Not Call Act, or the Bush administration to enforce the Federal Telephone Consumer Protection Act, you can also try the Direct Marketing Association, which offers links that (claim to) enable you to get your name off of telemarkers', direct mailers', and email spammers' lists nationwide. They charge $5 for this service, so if it doesn't work, sue the bastards!