Know Your Agnostics:

• Militant agnostic: I don't know if God exists -- AND YOU DON'T EITHER!
• Fundamentalist agnostic: I don't know if God exists -- AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
• Jewish agnostic: Does God exist? This, I should know?
• Feminist agnostic: I don't know if the Goddess exists.
• Lovecraftian agnostic: I don't know if Cthulhu and/or the Elder Gods exist.
• Godelian agnostic: The statement "God exists" may be true but unprovable.
• Nietzschian agnostic: God might be dead.
• Quantum agnostic: God's wave function remains in a delicate superposition of states (e.g., existence and nonexistence) until an experimental observation or measurement collapses it.
• Dyslexic agnostic: I don't know if dog exits.
• Born-again agnostic: I may have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior ... or not.
• Recursive agnostic: I don't know if I know if I know if...
• Apathetic agnostic: Who cares if God exists?
• Agnositic Jehovah's Witness: Someone who comes to your door and doesn't know what to talk about.
• Dial-a-Prayer for agnostics: You call and it ring and rings and maybe someone will answer if you wait long enough...
• 12-step agnostic: One Deity at a Time.
• Amnesiac agnostic: I have found the most marvelous proof of the existence of God, but ... what was I saying?