I want my blank keyboard ("No inscriptions on the keys! 100% blank! UberGeeks only!") to identify me to all who gaze into my cubicle as an "elite programmer who can write sophisticated code under tight deadlines". And in the dark, too, I guess. Isn't there a way in most operating systems to swap in different keyboard mappings? This suggests a FunHack(TM) to try after the UberGeek has gone home.