From Missing laptop found in ET hunt:

the returned computer contained 20 tracks of rap music with unintelligible lyrics, possibly from the person who stole the computer or bought it on the underground. "It's really, really horrid rap," [James] Melin said. "It makes Ludacris look like Pavarotti."

Won't he be sorry when those lyrics turn out to be an ultimatum for total planetary surrender, followed by 19 tracks detailing the consequences for failure to respond immediately. Where are Agents J and K when you need them?