So... you say you're not a cat, eh? Well, let's just find out, shall we?

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE DEPENDENT ON YOUR CURRENT BELIEF SYSTEM.

Home pages for J.S. Bach and Karlheinz Stockhausen.

Says here that "the principal features of the qat experience are increases a) in the level of alertness, b) in the ability to concentrate, c) in confidence, friendliness, contentment and flow of ideas". So of course it's illegal in the U.S. "But officer, I only use it for medicinal purposes..."

Is Cyberspace Burning? -- one of many excellent free-speech/censorship links found here.

I want Guy's glasses and Kio's ring.

Planning to attend the BIO 2000 conference in Boston next week? Better pack a gas mask -- just in case.

Gnutella is dead. Long live Gnutella!

I love my SETI@home screensaver, but if these guys are right, I'm wasting my time, and we'd all better start getting serious about plans for colonizing the galaxy.

The Breaking of Cyber Patrol® 4 has got Mattel Inc. in a huff. Here's a list of mirror sites, just in case their legal bullying succeeds.

Distributing DeCSS via DNS is sure to further enrage the MPAA.

Listen to Herman Miller's microtonal rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner in 22-note-per-octave equal temperament (22-TET)

Say it loud -- I'm a weblogging linkslut and I'm proud!

The new slogan for Viagra: "It's to die for!"

Tod Machover's Toy Symphony

Is Your Computer Possesed by a Demon?

"My unicode starts where Klingon unicode ends!"

Why deposit only half your genome at a sperm/egg bank when you can squirrel away the whole thing at a Genetic Savings & Clone?

A Briefe History of the Codpiece by Lord Samuel Piper

If an Attack Tree falls in the Semantic Forest and no one hears it... then someone at ECHELON isn't doing their job.

Uncle Duke for President!