You were perhaps thinking of eating lamb to avoid risk of Mad Cow disease?

How to Avoid a Robot Takeover

Trent Lott's Bible Stories, by Ruben Bolling

It's... Lloyd's World o' Haggis!!

How to write your first MIDlet.

Hall of Shame: Along with all 50 of their Republican colleagues, the following six Democratic senators voted to repeal the OSHA workplace ergonomics rules: John Breaux and Mary Landrieu of Louisiana, Max Baucus of Montana, Zell Miller of Georgia, Ernest Hollings of South Carolina and Blanche Lincoln of Arkansas. May they all get WMSDs.

Where in the world are Kim Denmark and Rose Patton??

News Flash: TV linked to Alzheimer's -- gee, I don't remember seeing this on CNN...

I used to be an atheist until I read The gospel according to Luke, and decided to worship The Lords.

Who needs an SUV when you can own your own personal vertical takeoff and landing vehicle? Behold the M400 Skycar -- runs on regular gas, gets 15 mpg, has a top speed of 390 mph, parachutes are standard, and it's sure to impress the neighbors. Or, for that chic "retro" look, try the XM-2.

Voting is underway for the Java Developer's Journal Readers' Choice Awards.

Here's the trailer for Tim Burton's remake of Planet of the Apes (requires Flash5 and Quicktime plugins). Not to be confused with the trailer for Monkey Bone...

Check out the flash animation at harrypotter.warnerbros.com before you experience the full horror of The Harry Potter Movie Trailer.

Nothing beats sipping a Lava Lamp by the light of my Java Lamp.